so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
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I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
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I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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