Please, let me fuck your mom
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
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So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I wear drunk well.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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