It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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