Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
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I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
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But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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