Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Randomize
