lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
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