Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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