Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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