he told me I talked like a deaf person
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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