Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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