my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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