just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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