# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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