she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
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the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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