oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
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Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
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Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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