I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
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Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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