Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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