talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
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on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
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I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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