Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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