just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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