12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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