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(727): View more from Florida

And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..

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(716): View more from New York

I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.

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(518): View more from New York

it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.

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(646): View more from New York

She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."

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(203): View more from Connecticut

You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at

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(971): View more from Oregon

He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement

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(917): View more from New York City

It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth

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