We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
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That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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