the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
