'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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