Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Be still, my beating vagina.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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