dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
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all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
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I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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