Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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