What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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