one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
My pussy is not your playground.
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
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You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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