Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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