you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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