So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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