I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
At least make sure they are 18
Why
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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