you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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