It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
