Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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