When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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