I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
so let's talk penis.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
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I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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