thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
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Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
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Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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