i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
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I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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