...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Watching her eat just hurts me
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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