from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
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Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
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this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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