People in love make me want to vomit
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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