i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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