mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
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True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
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I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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