Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
