Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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