I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
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Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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