my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I could fuck to npr.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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