I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
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I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
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gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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