so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
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we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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