As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
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you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
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I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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