I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Best friends brother. Beat that.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
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When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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