Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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